do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me
"I’ve never thought about songwriting as a weapon. I’ve only thought about it as a way to help me get through love and loss and sadness and loneliness and growing up."
Because I’m the picture of sophisticated grace, I basically smacked my hand into my couch today. It swollen around two fingers two hours later and it hurts still. AND I have to babysit tonight and do laundry and clean. So annoying.
had me a blast
dick in my ass
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it